America’s Got Talent Recap: The Show Boat (Week 3, Night 1, Season 7)

America’s Got Talent is in Tampa Bay, FL and I’m now convinced that the producers are trying to kill Nick Cannon. Since there are no super tall buildings in Tampa, they now place… Continue reading

America’s Got Talent Recap: Don’t Be Stupid, You Moron! (Week 2, Night 2, Season 7)

Well, we’re still in New York and last episode was filled with some pretty solid acts and only a handful of truly terrible ones. But this episode proved that New York still has… Continue reading

America’s Got Talent Recap: Whatcha Gonna Do, Howie? (Week 2, Night 1, Season 7)

This week, America’s Got Talent dropped Nick Cannon off on some high buildings in New York. Wouldn’t it be hilarious if he had a debilitating fear of heights and the show just put… Continue reading

Book Review: Modelland by Tyra Banks (Chapters 20 and 21)

Chapter 20: Run and Gun Ugh, more school. I’m tired of school!!! The only thing more boring than going to school is reading about going to school. Next class is Run-a-Way Intensive. Tookie… Continue reading

America’s Got Talent Recap: I Left My Heartwarming Moment in San Francisco (Week 1, Night 2, Season 7)

So we head back to the Golden State for the San Francisco auditions and we see just how many high places we can drop Nick Cannon off at. Golden Gate Bridge, here we… Continue reading

America’s Next Top Model Cycle 19 Has a New Voting System (Sort of.)

News has surfaced this week that Cycle 19 of America’s Next Top Model will implement a new voting system à la American Idol, Dancing with the Stars and The Voice (AKA reality shows doing… Continue reading

Book Review: Modelland by Tyra Banks (Chapters 18 and 19)

Chapter 18: La Lumiere When we last left Tookie, she was heading out of Modelland forever and the book was just about to end. But since we’re only on page 200 out of… Continue reading

America’s Got Talent Recap: Meet Me In St. Louis, Howard Stern. And L.A. too. (Week 1, Night 1, Season 7)

Speaking as someone who loves ridiculous things, America’s Got Talent is one of my favorite things of the summer just because there is no other show where you get such a conglomeration of… Continue reading

Book Review: Modelland by Tyra Banks (Chapter 16 and 17)

Chapter 16: The THBC Tamasha As orientation ends and the girls dive headfirst into the open flies, Tookie, in an effort to be the better person over Zarpessa’s bullying,  says that she’s not going to tell… Continue reading

Book Review: Modelland by Tyra Banks (Chapters 14 and 15)

Chapter 14: Arancia Rossa Di Sicilia We’re here! We’re finally here at Modelland! Finally! Tookie, Shiraz, Dylan and Piper walk up the path from the Hogwarts Express. The path is lined with statues,… Continue reading