America’s Next Top Model: British Invasion Recap: The Girl Who is “Buh-bye Kitty” (Cycle 18, Episode 8)

Celebrations all around in the Top Model mansion! Sophie, now with more pink hair (that stuff washed out fast), could barely contain her excitement at getting top photo last week that she nearly… Continue reading

America’s Next Top Model: British Invasion Recap – The Girl Who Gets a Fake Booty Tooch (Cycle 18, Episode 7)

Welcome back to Modelland where the girls aren’t so much sad that Azmarie went home as pissed off that Kyle got to stay. Laura‘s still upset over Teddy-Gate when Kyle absentmindedly toed the… Continue reading

America’s Next Top Model: British Invasion: Recap – The Girl Who Refuses To Booty Tooch (Cycle 18, Episode 6)

Ahhh, it’s nice to be back in the real, sane world after writing several posts about Tyra’s god-awful(ly hilarious) fantasy novel. What’s the episode tonight? Oh no . . . Sigh. Let me… Continue reading

Book Review: Modelland by Tyra Banks (Chapters 12 and 13)

Chapter 12: First Princess of SansColor Or as I like to call it “More World-Building” by Ms. Banks. We’re still chugging along here when the Scout with Dylan, Shiraz and Tookie in her… Continue reading

Book Review: Modelland by Tyra Banks (Chapters 10 and 11)

Chapter 10 Bou-Big-Tique Nation I hated these two chapters, I’m just going to come right out and say it. It really made me want to throw the book at the wall, even moreso… Continue reading

Book Review: Modelland by Tyra Banks (Chapters 8 and 9)

Chapter 8: Welcome to T-DOD The chapter begins with Tyra helping me to envision just exactly what T-DOD is. It can’t be that big of a deal, right? “Think about the loudest, most… Continue reading

Book Review: Modelland by Tyra Banks (Chapters 6 and 7)

Chapter 6 – Stunning, Statuesque, Strobotronic Stars with Stupefying Stratospheric Struts. Geez, that’s a mouthful. I don’t even know what strobotronic even means. Google’s telling me it’s not a word and I really… Continue reading

Book Review: Modelland by Tyra Banks (Chapters 4 and 5)

Chapter 4: 91% Chance Sookie, I mean, Tookie has found a SMIZE. Here is where Tyra finally gives me a full, clearly defined, make-no-mistake-about-what-it-is definition. The SMIZE  was made up of ornate eye-shadow-like… Continue reading

Book Review: Modelland by Tyra Banks (Chapters 2 and 3)

Let’s dive right into Chapter 2, Exodus, where unfortunately, there is no Moses. But Abigail’s still out there, fighting the good fight with a DOWN WITH RAZORS sign. Jesus would be proud. As… Continue reading

America’s Next Top Model Recap: The Girl Who Makes a Face During The Prayer (Cycle 1, Episode 2)

Welcome back to Modelland, everyone — or at least what it was like in 2003. Time traveling! I feel like The Doctor right now, only way less British, for this cycle at least.… Continue reading